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hl masterpost: gentle touches

tiedships:

well we all know where this is going

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a.k.a:

"he’s not going to break if you touch him any harder, you dickhead!"

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church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?

ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

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castielinablanket:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

If Hermione had been The Chosen One Voldemort would have been defeated while she was still in her crib.

(Source: emawattson, via warrior-58)

miss-love:

lunainvidia:

marielikestodraw:

Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?”

ACTUALLY DEAD.

That is the laughingly mad face of a man who can see the end in sight, but is not there yet.

No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson. NO ONE.

(Source: tellmetofeel, via warrior-58)

sirius black is literally my home dog
by said james potter way too many times (via jilyevotter)

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clothoboorocracy:

fitspocouture:

healthybohemian:

this is so important

Oh my god

I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until I met mel and she showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with eyeliner

(Source: jornascimentto, via coolstephaniegendronus)

sotrac:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

a-black-1967-chevrolet-impala:

fassabendover:

misha-bawlins:

As always, Jared must know something about Jensen that the rest of us don’t.

I wonder

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what

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on Earth

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could Jared

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possibly

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have meant

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I was already laughing and thE FREAKING LAST GIF HAPPENED AND I JUST LOST ALL MY CRAP

I was cackling but I lost my s*it when I saw Misha…..

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actuallyfandoms:

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

oh pluto

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bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

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hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

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sigoynerblod:

OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS

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THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK

(Source: scumstains, via warrior-58)

emsh33a:

this is too perfect to not reblog.

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